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May 3, 2010
We cannot say enough how excited we at the Anti-Arboreal Association are about the new Snoop Dogg video for his That Tree video featuring Kid CuDi. The video teems with anti-tree, tree-hating, tree-disrespecting, and tree-felling visuals against an incredibly catchy refrain, and stresses the importance of never forgetting those trees that have wronged you (or [...]
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January 5, 2010
Great news in the War on Tree Terrorism! “Trees Near You” is an iPhone application recently created by Brett Camper for New York City’s BigApps competition. Apparently, NYC city government has street tree census data publicly available. According to the app’s site, Trees Near You helps you learn about more than 500,000 trees that live [...]
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December 14, 2009
A friend recently tipped us to a bold new campaign in England: call out the enemies in our midst via small but straightforward signage. Take this case as an example. A despicable English tree was cordoned off with traffic cones and metal bars, and given the Scarlet Letter via a sign simply stating: “Dangerous Tree. [...]
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June 10, 2009
Awesome news from Texas. According to the Dallas Morning News, Galveston’s tree population is decimated. More than 80% of the town’s trees are dead or dying, for a grand total of 42,800 trees! Apparently the Galvestinians have already unleashed both hurricanes and killer fungus on the trees, but there are roughly 10,000 fortified trees still [...]
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April 21, 2009
The truth behind the Mayan extinction has begun to surface, although the tree apologists continue tirelessly to spread disinformation. A new report by University of Alabama in Huntsville outlines how the Mayans put tree-razing policies into practice, triggering the Spanish invasion. However, the report suggests the ludicrous: the loss of trees over-stressed the Mayan communities? [...]
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March 14, 2009
Trees bring out the worst in people, as you are now surely aware. Fortunately, our members are willing to talk about their problems and adverse conditions so as to educate others. The following letters have been sent to us in these hopes. Read, learn, and act out of this new knowledge. From “Fat Tony,” October [...]
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March 14, 2009
Being a militant splinter group, the Anti-Arboreal Association is often confronted with accusations of “spreading lies and deceit” by the uninformed masses. Whereas it would be easiest for us to sit back on our laurels and watch them continue to fall victim to millenias of systematic persecution by the rooted ones, we instead counter with [...]
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March 14, 2009
BEHOLD! A PALE HORSE AND AN EVIL TREE…. Revelations, Chapter 6, Verse 8 and 13: And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with [...]
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March 14, 2009
Stop for a minute. Envision, if you will, your family.Your family. Not your neighbor’s family. Not your coworker’s family. YOUR family. There they are, gallavanting around, carefreely enjoying the sights and sounds of summer. Your little sister stoops to pick a small flower from the meadows. Everything seems serene. Suddenly, there’s a pop-POP sound. You’re [...]
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M. Night Shyamalan's documentary ("The Happening") about trees was labeled as a "thriller" by the MPAA, but make no mistake: the events in this film are truthy. Watch it now!
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