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And this is how mankind will end …

Trees will burst from our chest, just like in “Alien”.

Tweets of Strength
- @Rizzle_G4 @g_sosohigh hating a tree is downright patriot! Lumberjacks unite! in reply to Rizzle_G4 2010-06-25
- @ComcastBonnie you're always welcome to join our tree-hating fold. Can send you a pamphlet on creative ways to eradicate trees. /cc @SFBrian in reply to SFBrian 2010-05-26
- Celebrate Mothers Day (and moms!) by helping AAA reach its goal of 1M Facebook fans by 2015! http://m13.me/df8i7L #mothersday 2010-05-09
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About the AAA

What you are about to encounter is years of accumulated knowledge, concised and repackaged into manageable, understandable chunks. Chunks that will help empower you in the fight against the ultimate evil.

Granted, this information rarely takes upon first processing. Years of intense searching led us at the AAA to this point. We have displayed this knowledge then in a non-threatening online publication so as to invite all to our non-wooden table of freedom at their own pace.
Watch the Documentary

M. Night Shyamalan's documentary ("The Happening") about trees was labeled as a "thriller" by the MPAA, but make no mistake: the events in this film are truthy. Watch it now!
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