The truth behind the Mayan extinction has begun to surface, although the tree apologists continue tirelessly to spread disinformation. A new report by University of Alabama in Huntsville outlines how the Mayans put tree-razing policies into practice, triggering the Spanish invasion. However, the report suggests the ludicrous: the loss of trees over-stressed the Mayan communities? [...]
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Tweets of Strength
- @Rizzle_G4 @g_sosohigh hating a tree is downright patriot! Lumberjacks unite! in reply to Rizzle_G4 2010-06-25
- @ComcastBonnie you're always welcome to join our tree-hating fold. Can send you a pamphlet on creative ways to eradicate trees. /cc @SFBrian in reply to SFBrian 2010-05-26
- Celebrate Mothers Day (and moms!) by helping AAA reach its goal of 1M Facebook fans by 2015! http://m13.me/df8i7L #mothersday 2010-05-09
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What you are about to encounter is years of accumulated knowledge, concised and repackaged into manageable, understandable chunks. Chunks that will help empower you in the fight against the ultimate evil.
Granted, this information rarely takes upon first processing. Years of intense searching led us at the AAA to this point. We have displayed this knowledge then in a non-threatening online publication so as to invite all to our non-wooden table of freedom at their own pace.
Watch the Documentary
M. Night Shyamalan's documentary ("The Happening") about trees was labeled as a "thriller" by the MPAA, but make no mistake: the events in this film are truthy. Watch it now!
Links- Those who walk under trees are at risk from these terrorising inspectors
- Killer Trees That Talk Among Themselves
- ABC News: Autumnal Foliage Can Be Pretty Tree-Killers
- SNL Transcripts: Candice Bergen: 12/11/76: The Killer Trees
- Killer trees choked ocean life - 22 April 1995 - New Scientist
- The Tree Conspiracy