Estonian students literally build megaphones to amplify trees’ lies

Easily the most disturbing news of the week: several students in Estonia wanted to give voice to the rooted creatures surrounding their village, creating a “sculptural art piece” allowing the nearby woods to broadcast their hate 24/7 into the minds of all citizens.

Theoretically, the students of the Estonian Academy of Arts will next be delivering the house keys and weapons of all the town’s people to the trees in complete surrender of their duties to protect their people.

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