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ESPN boldly demonstrates AAA-approved model behavior on air

A rare sight it is to find humanity brazenly taunting the barked despots surrounding us, much less so when said taunting is practiced and advertised by corporate behemoths.

Nevertheless, ESPN proudly featured a vignette of Atlanta Braves right fielder Jason Heyward explaining in thorough detail how a wooden bat is painstakingly crafted in front of Stanford University’s trunked talisman.

If more individuals did the same, whispering the coming retributory razing ahead into the bark of the beasts around us, more of our brethren might see the cowards around us for what they are: mill grist.

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