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Let them feast on their own flesh

We are all aware of the aftermath of feasting on your own species’ flesh: mad cow, spongiform encephalitis, etc. That’s why we at the Anti-Arboreal Association wholly and enthusiastically recommend surrounding your trees with wood chips. It used to be that folks would surround trees with grass, dirt, flowers, rocks, whatever; simple things that posed […]

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