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The Sound of Sinister

Ever wondered to which music the Ents would march while destroying our civilizations? Wonder no more. German artist Bartholomaus Traubeck bastardized a perfectly good record player to the dark art of playing a tree’s growth rings. Chamber music, it is not. Thanks to BuzzFeed for raising our awareness.

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Root them out

Some of our ardent fans ask, “How can I participate in the war against trees? What can I possibly do to root out these deviants from my own neighborhood?” Ask no more.

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Snoop and Cudi spread anti-tree message to the masses

We cannot say enough how excited we at the Anti-Arboreal Association are about the new Snoop Dogg video for his That Tree video featuring Kid CuDi. The video teems with anti-tree, tree-hating, tree-disrespecting, and tree-felling visuals against an incredibly catchy refrain, and stresses the importance of never forgetting those trees that have wronged you (or […]

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Tag and track the beast

Great news in the War on Tree Terrorism! “Trees Near You” is an iPhone application recently created by Brett Camper for New York City’s BigApps competition. Apparently, NYC city government has street tree census data publicly available. According to the app’s site, Trees Near You helps you learn about more than 500,000 trees that live […]

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Call ’em as you see ’em

A friend recently tipped us to a bold new campaign in England: call out the enemies in our midst via small but straightforward signage. Take this case as an example. A despicable English tree was cordoned off with traffic cones and metal bars, and given the Scarlet Letter via a sign simply stating: “Dangerous Tree. […]

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Texas Trees on the Ropes

Awesome news from Texas. According to the Dallas Morning News, Galveston’s tree population is decimated. More than 80% of the town’s trees are dead or dying, for a grand total of 42,800 trees! Apparently the Galvestinians have already unleashed both hurricanes and killer fungus on the trees, but there are roughly 10,000 fortified trees still […]

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